Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Does Whatever a Spider Can

How can one lone man remove all the shingles, underlayment, and sheathing from a very steeply-pitched roof? Well, it helps if you’re Kevin Colbert. First, you bring out the zip line cable you saved from your previous home. Next, you run it across the peak of the roof and bolt it to roof trusses inside on both ends. Then you hang on it from inside the rafters to prove to your wife how strong it is. Next, you attach a pulley and an adjustable rope with carabiner to it and don your climbing harness. Then you sachet back and forth with a shovel scooping off the shingles. Then you rip the rest of the stuff off. Then you take a break for lunch. Easy peasy.

A couple of videos to prove it:

 

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He’s got radioactive blood.